WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN TMI!!!!
1. Have you ever had sex/oral sex with someone of the same sex? – Yes
2. Ever thought about it? – Yes
3. Ever had sex that lasted only minutes? – Yes! (We were in a hurry, his sister was pulling INTO the parking lot)!
4. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Yes
5. Have you ever kissed or french kissed someone of the same sex? – Yes
6. Have you ever been totally naked with someone of the same sex? – Yes
7. Ever gone skinny dipping? – All the Time.
8. Have you ever mooned, streaked, flashed or been the lucky one to witness any of these? – Yes
9. Is there anyone you have simply been wanting to sleep with? – Yes
10. Have you ever had a one night stand? – Tried it once and nothing ended up happening because I chickened out.
11. Have you and your partner had sex while others were in the room? – Yes
12. Have you had sex in a public place where you could have been caught? – Yes – The Skywalks in DM and at the Lake
13. Has the sex been so wild that you broke something? – Not that I recall?
14. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle? – Yes, in a Wells Fargo Office Building Parking Lot
15. Have you ever given/received oral sex while one of you were driving? – Yes
16. Have you ever had sex on top of a car? No
17. Have you ever had sex/oral sex in an elevator, stairwell, phone booth, bathroom stall or any other small, confined public area? – Yes
18. Ever tried doggy style? – Of Course
19. Have you ever had sex for 3 hours? – Yes
20. Ever tried the 69 position? – Yes
21. Has 3 or more positions in one session ever been accomplished? – Yes
22. Have you and your partner had sex in a shower, tub, pool, hot tub or on the beach? – Shower, Tub, Pool, Hot Tub… Sadly no beach yet. 🙁
23. Ever had an entire session of just oral and other methods of sex without penetration? – Yes
24. Have you or your partner ever used handcuffs or any other form of bondage? – No
25. Ever wear sexy lingerie? – No
26. Have you ever done a strip tease? – Yes
27. Ever been cut off completely from sex because your partner was pissed off at you? – Nope. But I’ve cut them off
28. Have you ever been hung over, naked and sore and not quite sure why? – No
29. Ever wake up sore, scratched, bruised and feel proud? – No
30. Have you, had sex/oral sex in a movie theater, sporting event or any public transportation? – Yes
31. Have you ever got drunk and had sex with someone you wouldn’t have sober? – No
32. Have you ever slept beside someone of the opposite sex all night w/o having sex? – Yes
33. Ever shave yourself completely (down there)? Yes – Mostly only Trim
34. Ever shave someone else? Yes
35. Ever go to the E.R. and have to explain certain injuriescaused by a sexual act? – No
36. Have you ever cybered or had phone sex? – Yes
37. Have you or your partner had the kind of sex where you are totally fulfilled and not wanted more? – Yes
38. Have you ever used sex as a bargaining tool or weapon to get your way?- Yes
39. Have you ever disturbed people with loud sex? – Yes
40. Had sex with someone on vacation and you never saw them again? – No
41. Ever had sex in the rain? – Yes (In the hot tub too, is that double points?!)
42. Have you ever bought something from a sex shop or adult party? – Yes
43. Have you ever left the house without wearing underwear on purpose? Yes
44. Have you ever taken it in the ass? – Duh!
45. Have you ever stuck something other than a penis In your partner’s ass? – Yes (Dildo)
And the funny thing is…. I’ve only had sex with 3 people! I’m so dirty.
And is it dirty because I was listening to a Christian Rock band while filling this out?