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Mayko’s a Slut/Whore!

8:28:25 AM squirrelyian: oh hey i see u know michael from brazil also

8:28:30 AM squirrelyian: nice kid

8:28:37 AM blackc2004: yeah. he dumped me last night

8:28:43 AM blackc2004: we’ve been sorta dating for the last month

8:28:44 AM squirrelyian: you were dating?

8:28:47 AM squirrelyian: ah ok

8:28:53 AM squirrelyian: heh

8:28:57 AM blackc2004: hence the reason i was busy

8:29:00 AM squirrelyian: i see

8:29:06 AM blackc2004: do you know him IRL?

8:29:08 AM squirrelyian: i hooked with him once too

8:29:10 AM squirrelyian: yeah

8:29:12 AM blackc2004: hooked?

8:29:17 AM squirrelyian: screwed

8:29:20 AM blackc2004: oh really

8:29:24 AM blackc2004: we never fucked

8:29:26 AM squirrelyian: yeah

8:29:28 AM squirrelyian: oh wow

8:29:35 AM blackc2004: how was he

8:29:42 AM squirrelyian: he was really fucking good

8:29:47 AM blackc2004: lol, top or bottom?

8:29:50 AM squirrelyian: uber bottom who comes w/out touching

8:29:53 AM blackc2004: lol

8:29:59 AM blackc2004: he always wanted to top me

8:30:03 AM blackc2004: but i never let him

8:30:07 AM squirrelyian: he was turned on by my 5 words of portugese

8:30:08 AM squirrelyian: hahaha

8:30:12 AM blackc2004: lol. i see

8:30:13 AM squirrelyian: it’s too little!

8:30:16 AM blackc2004: i know

8:30:17 AM blackc2004: haha

8:30:23 AM blackc2004: he’s adorable and so nice though

8:30:32 AM blackc2004: but whatever, he dumped me.. probably because i wasn’t fucking him

8:30:42 AM blackc2004: he’ll never find anyone better then me.

8:30:51 AM squirrelyian: he came over at literally at 4 in the morning that time and then i had to leave for an airplane

8:30:55 AM squirrelyian: aww

8:31:08 AM blackc2004: god.. i wonder how much of slut he is?

8:31:19 AM squirrelyian: probably huge

8:31:26 AM blackc2004: lol

8:31:30 AM squirrelyian: he rode me like i was the answer to everything and we had just met

8:31:34 AM blackc2004: LOL

8:31:35 AM blackc2004: oh god

8:31:45 AM squirrelyian: i mean BOTTOM

8:31:48 AM squirrelyian: no way can he be vers

8:31:55 AM blackc2004: yeah. that’s what I thought

8:31:58 AM blackc2004: but i never found out. so whatever

8:32:18 AM squirrelyian: sorry i have to run…bus coming

8:32:24 AM blackc2004: cool. see ya

8:32:24 AM squirrelyian: but we’ll chat on phone soon

Changed status to Offline (8:32:33 AM)

11:51:35 AM Guy: omg hahah

11:51:45 AM Guy: he tried to get me to come see him

11:51:53 AM Chris Black: when?

11:51:54 AM Guy: i just don’t wanna play with that box of matches

11:52:02 AM Guy: oh like 2 wks ago

11:52:10 AM Chris Black: like RIGHT after he told me he didn’t want a relationship

11:52:35 AM Chris Black: he denies every hooking up with anyone off a4a

11:52:37 AM Guy: he’s a horny lil slut

11:52:41 AM Guy: oh bullshit!

11:52:45 AM Chris Black: oh?

11:53:00 AM Guy: in fact, he was one of the people that I was amazed at how quickly it went straight to fucking

11:53:06 AM Chris Black: lol

11:53:14 AM Guy: i normally just make out and mess around with hands the first few times

11:58:34 AM Guy: i’ll tell u straight….he came over in the middle of the night, we chatted a bit, i spoke 4 words of portuguese, and he then crawled all over me.

Letter to Chiba

Dear Chiba,

This message might be a bit too much too soon, but with having the German here I want to get it out in the open. Otherwise I’ll just spend the next 3 weeks being pissed off and I don’t want that, and hopefully you don’t want that either.

Anyways… The point is that over the last couple months all my friends have said that I’m too stuck to the old-world ideals of exclusive dating, etc. So I was going to give casual dating a try. Well this clearly is not for me. I’m too much of the jealous type for casual dating to work for me.

I know that you said you have not yet had sex with the Daniel, I’m not sure if this includes making out, jacking off, blowjobs and the like. But I’m guessing by the time the three weeks is up that will happen with him.

In the long run. I’ve really enjoyed our time so far together, even thogh it’s been very short. To be honest you are not at all the type of person that I usually go for, but I’d like to continue to see where things go. I hate that this german guy is putting such a strain on this for me already as I’m not sure I can handle knowing that he’s sleeping in your bed everynight for the next three weeks and my mind just gets worse from there.

I realize that you had this planned for a while already, but I hope that you are honest with him and with me as to what’s going on. I don’t want to not see you for the next three weeks because he is dominating your time. I also don’t want to start an argument between he and you, or between you and I. I’m just wanting to let you know my feelings before they do amasse into an anger situation.

Chiba’s Date

So the last two days have been pretty damn good. I honestly am having troubles remembering it all cause there was so much to write about!

So lets see. Tuesday I got home from my bike ride and was online talking to Chiba. He suggested I come and stay the night and then hang out all day Wed. I have two sick days that I need to use up or lose, so I decided to go for it. He was heading out to dinner with his friends and said to meet him there at 9:30.

I leave my place at 8:50, and txt message him that I’m on my way… Get to his place at 9:32 and call him. He’s STILL at the resturant. “Just leaving”. I said I’ll wait. I wait 30 minutes, still not there. I txt him that I’m leaving in 5 minutes if I don’t hear from him. He calls and says that he’s sorry he got tied up talking to this teacher person he was at dinner with and that he’s on his way. He didn’t get there till 10:30 and I was pretty damn pissed.

So we headed out to Falcon’s Lair in LA. Talk about Hollywood, this place was the epitome of Hollywood. Perfect boys, perfect hair, perfect everything. I felt so out of place. Thankfully I had borrowed a jacket from Chiba, so I looked semi-cute. Throughout the night people kept pointing at me and talking though. Very strange.

We met and chatted with a few people there and that was cool. We also saw Allison Janney there and sat on the couch across from her for a while. I was very excited. We left there at nearly 2 and went to Ralphs and went grocery shopping. That was cute.

Drove back to his house and we were up till 5am talking and making out. I also introduced him to EggNog. He liked it!

Wed we got up about 11ish and hung around his house, ate lunch, talked some more, etc. Headed out to PCC so that he could register for classes and that was an absolute mess. AND I got a freaking parking ticket! UGH! $25 that I really don’t have right now.

Anyways, I got a little annoyed that we wasted the whole day doing that, but it’s understandable that he needed to get it done. Shiela and Beak called in there too and it was very confusing because everyone kept going on and on in the background and I was trying to drive and get directions all at the same time.

So we got done with that and then headed out on the date that I had planned. Got up to Griffith just in time for the last bus, so that was good. Thank god we were on time for something!

Griffith Observatory was GREAT! As always you can see the pictures on the photodump. We just walked around and saw all the exhibits and did the planatarium show and all that. The sunset over LA was amazing. The Smog was great too! 🙂

From there we headed out to Zencu Sushi in Little Tokyo. It was a nice area and the food was great. So that’s good.

Drove back to his house and dropped him off. He seemed to really enjoy the night. So that’s what I was really looking for!

This Germany guy comes today though. Which I’m really annoyed about. I guess they are going to be going places. He says so far they have only planned Santa Barbara, and that this guy has already said that they are going to be hanging out every minute that Chiba is not working! Very annoying. We shall see if I get to see him over the next 3 weeks then.

On the way home I took the 710S. I get to the 105, which is one of the exits I can take, it’s closed. No big deal. I usually take the 91 to the 110 as it gets me closer to my house. So I keep going, the 91 is closed!!! What! And with NO warning. You get up to the exit and it’s just closed off! So I think, not a problem, the 405 is just 2 more miles, I can go 405N to the 110S and it’s only about 6 miles out of the way… So I keep going, 405….. CLOSED!

WHO fucking closes EVERY MAJOR freeway interchange off of another freeway!? WHO!? So I ended up having to go ALL THE WAY to Long Beach, about 30 minutes out of the way and then back trace up PCH.. So fucking annoying, and there was NO WARNING. If there had been a warning I could have taken Rosecrans or one of the other small streets off the 710 over to the 405. UGH!

I got home about 10:30 and just crashed. Got up this morning, got into work and was reading through my e-mail for the last two days…. I have an e-mail from my landlord again.. “Have not received the rent per out last conversation due on the first.”

EXCUSE ME!? You GOT IT 2 WEEKS EARLY, on FUCKING NOVEMBER 20th! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! So I e-mail him back the jpg copies of the cashed check that my bank puts online. We’ll see what this mother fucker has to say about that. DUMB FUCKING SHIT HEAD. WHat the fuck is wrong with him. And in our previous conversations, he NEVER said ANYTHING about not recieving any rent. Just that he got it on NOVEMBER 20th! DUMB MOTHER FUCKER.

I feel like I’m forgetting something. Oh well. Adios!

BlockBuster

So this weekend has been pretty busy. Saturday I got up at 6am, and headed up to Griffith Park. It was FREEZING there. I really have to get a long sleeve jersey. Met a lot of really nice people, although mostly older. But still very nice. They said there was over 300 people. Saw a few really cute boys, but didn’t say anything to them.

The ride started off really slow. I was kinda torwards the back and was doing about 10mph. I got tired of that after a while and started passing people. Ended up averaging a little over 15mph. One person got hurt though and there was an ambulance and stuff. That sucked.

Got home from that and headed down to Newport to help austin and gang unpack. The boy he’s replacing was UBER sexy! We all had a good time. I drove Austin back to Long Beach and then came home. Stopped at Kohls and picked up a really cute spoon holder. I’ve been needed one of those since like 4 years ago. I also bought a few other things.

Stopped at Blockbuster to rent a movie…. Since when has it been $5 a freaking MOVIE!? That is ridiculous! I suppose now that’s an even better reason to sign up for Netflix or something. I mean for $5.99 a month you could get up to 4 movies. Who knows.

Sunday I had meetings all day. Very annoying, but that’s what one has to do, I suppose.

Monday I got up at 3:30am and came into the new office. It’s not as nice as the old one, but it’ll do. I _hate_ where my new desk is at. It will suffice.

[private]WARNING TMI: I’ve been VERY gassy for like the last two weeks. It smells like a rotten egg. It’s HORRIBLE. I also haven’t gone poop in nearly a whole week. Something is wrong![/private]

Adios.

Job Opening…

I just got this E-mail from the CEO:

There is a job opening at PHS for a cli-ops engineer. The job description is attached. Please let me know if you know someone that would be interested in this position. The position would be out of Santa Monica, not in Irvine. Note there is a referral award if you’re able to help find someone for this job.

Here’s the job description:

Job Title: Client Operations Engineer

Job Description

This position primarily entails loading patient health information into our proprietary disease management applications and then generating a report summarizing the data changes and sending it to the appropriate stakeholders. The loading of the data can be a flat file feed or can be a set of business rules defined by the client and documented in a business specification, whereby PL/SQL must be written to modify existing client data in the database. These imports / data processes occur on an ad hoc and regularly scheduled basis.

We currently use Oracle external tables with custom written PL/SQL, with some use of ETL for data transformations and data reads. We are moving towards utilizing an industrial ETL tool in 2007 that will handle scheduling, transformations, notifications and will work with our custom PL/SQL business processes to handle the complicated business rules defined by our clients.

This position will require coordinating data transfers and imports to and from external vendors using various technologies including: SFTP, Linux / Unix shell commands / Terminal Services, PL/SQL and ETL. It will require the ability to communicate current issues and project statuses to stakeholders, other development staff and external vendors. It will also require the drafting of technical specifications, as necessary and clear communication around all processes and reports.

Technical Qualifications

BS Computer Science preferred or equivalent

5 – 10 years related experience

Proficient in PL/SQL

Proficient in Unix / Linux

Strong relational database background

Oracle experience preferred

Secure FTP / SSH

Experience in HIPAA compliance a plus

Knowledge in Java / Java beans a plus

Experience with Data warehouses a plus

Preferred Business Skills

Detail-oriented / Self-Starter / Self-sufficient

Adapts quickly to a fast-paced environment

Focuses on results as opposed to tasks

Ability to handle several concurrent projects

Ability to translate technical specifications into code

Ability to identify gaps in technical specifications to ensure stored procedures meet client’s speculated end-results

Takes ownership of and demonstrates accountability for individual projects

Offers development suggestions to better meet the client’s needs

Ability to create Technical specification documents

Coordinates with QA manager for proper testing

Documents technical solutions for future usability

Umm. I’m sorry. Did you FORGET what you moved me to Santa Monica for, and then cut my funding for? AND now you are hiring a NEW PERSON for it? WTF?!

HELLO. I have all these qualifications.

Since I just got the e-mailt his morning, that means it hasn’t been posted on Monster.com yet. You can be sure I’ll be watching that to see how much this person will be getting paid.

God I’m annoyed!