New People Weekend

Wow, I haven’t updated all freaking weekend! How crazy is that?

I have an excuse. This weekend was new people weekend.. Although I only met two new people, that’s a lot more then I’ve met in a long time. Haha.

Going back to Friday. I broke one of the Xbox’s here. It was working just fine and everything, then I rebooted it and plugged it into the HDTV here and now it says. “Your xbox needs maint, please call M$”.. And I’m like there’s NO WAY we’re calling M$. Because we’ve modded it and put linux on it. But can you imagine how funny that convo would be… That is right before they send the M$ police after us.

So I went home at noon to make up for my extra time the week before. And chatted with Blake for a while. He was going up to Fresno for the weekend to visit family. AFter that I went on a bike ride then came home and hung out for a little bit. Then went and saw the new Wallace Ang Gromit. It was pretty good.. But I just read on CNN that the warehouse where they house everything burned down! How sad.

This guy randomly IMed me, and as we all know I don’t like hanging out with people I fresh meet off the internet, but he lived JUST down the street. So I was like, “Sure you can come over for an hour or two” Anyways. He came over and we ended up playing video games till 1:30 in the morning. lol. I felt SO nerdy.

We played this AMAZING game from japan where you are a ball and you have to go around and roll things up. It’s called KatamariDamacy It’s amazing! lol.

Umm, he left and I went to bed. Got up Saturday and went on a short bike ride. It was a little cold. After that I went to Costco and almost died. Some stupid bitch was turning left and didn’t yield to me. The whore didn’t even attempt to stop once she saw me coming. Bitch. Anyways, I went there just to get Cat Litter and protien bars. Ended up spending $85 there. lol. Came home and cleaned the apartment. Then called Andrew and talked to him for an hour and a half.

After that Brian came over again and we played more video games. He was a lot of fun, but he’s one of those OC homo’s that annoy me. Because he’s “Straight” and he got like 4 or 5 phone calls while he was there and lied to everyone about where he was at. I’ll probably hang out with him again because like I said, we had tons of fun. He’s also a little young, only 18 (19 next month), but still.

He left my house about 9ish on Saturday and I went to bed. Got up Sunday and just spent the whole day lounging around. I watched all the stuff that my MythBox had recorded the week before.

About 6ish, this guy Vinnie, who I’ve been talking too online asked if he could come over. I guess he’s being shipped off to Florida today (Actually he left 3 hours ago) and then is being shipped to Iraq (yes, he’s in the military). Anyways, I said sure, so he came over and we watched the Notebook. It was such a sad movie, but it was mostly lost on me because Vinnie kept talking throughout the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!

He was also really short. It was funny. But again, he was nice. we might hang out again if he makes it back from Iraq alive. However, he’s the same as Brian… One of those “Straight” OC boys. Grr!

You know, I really don’t get that.. I can understand wanting people to think you are straight, it does make life easier. But why HIDE who you are. I mean, I tend to think that I”m pretty straight acting. I honestly think that the only major thing that would give me away would be the fact that I like to hug my friends when we are departing ways. But if someone comes up to me and asks. “Are you gay” I would tell them yes. Whatever!

Neither of them were dating potential though… However, Brian was very cute. lol

I watched Bravo’s “Great Things ABout Being Queer” this weekend too, and was very annoyed by it. It was just so stereotypical and shit. And what the hell does Rocco (From NBC’s “The Resturant”) know about being gay?!

Well that was basically my weekend. More fun then I’ve had in a while. Hopefully Brian will hang out again and not disapear as most people seem to do after hanging out with me a few times… What do I do to these people!? lol.

Adios yall!

WARNING: TMI!!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN TMI!!!!

1. Have you ever had sex/oral sex with someone of the same sex? – Yes

2. Ever thought about it? – Yes

3. Ever had sex that lasted only minutes? – Yes! (We were in a hurry, his sister was pulling INTO the parking lot)!

4. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Yes

5. Have you ever kissed or french kissed someone of the same sex? – Yes

6. Have you ever been totally naked with someone of the same sex? – Yes

7. Ever gone skinny dipping? – All the Time.

8. Have you ever mooned, streaked, flashed or been the lucky one to witness any of these? – Yes

9. Is there anyone you have simply been wanting to sleep with? – Yes

10. Have you ever had a one night stand? – Tried it once and nothing ended up happening because I chickened out.

11. Have you and your partner had sex while others were in the room? – Yes

12. Have you had sex in a public place where you could have been caught? – Yes – The Skywalks in DM and at the Lake

13. Has the sex been so wild that you broke something? – Not that I recall?

14. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle? – Yes, in a Wells Fargo Office Building Parking Lot

15. Have you ever given/received oral sex while one of you were driving? – Yes

16. Have you ever had sex on top of a car? No

17. Have you ever had sex/oral sex in an elevator, stairwell, phone booth, bathroom stall or any other small, confined public area? – Yes

18. Ever tried doggy style? – Of Course

19. Have you ever had sex for 3 hours? – Yes

20. Ever tried the 69 position? – Yes

21. Has 3 or more positions in one session ever been accomplished? – Yes

22. Have you and your partner had sex in a shower, tub, pool, hot tub or on the beach? – Shower, Tub, Pool, Hot Tub… Sadly no beach yet. 🙁

23. Ever had an entire session of just oral and other methods of sex without penetration? – Yes

24. Have you or your partner ever used handcuffs or any other form of bondage? – No

25. Ever wear sexy lingerie? – No

26. Have you ever done a strip tease? – Yes

27. Ever been cut off completely from sex because your partner was pissed off at you? – Nope. But I’ve cut them off

28. Have you ever been hung over, naked and sore and not quite sure why? – No

29. Ever wake up sore, scratched, bruised and feel proud? – No

30. Have you, had sex/oral sex in a movie theater, sporting event or any public transportation? – Yes

31. Have you ever got drunk and had sex with someone you wouldn’t have sober? – No

32. Have you ever slept beside someone of the opposite sex all night w/o having sex? – Yes

33. Ever shave yourself completely (down there)? Yes – Mostly only Trim

34. Ever shave someone else? Yes

35. Ever go to the E.R. and have to explain certain injuriescaused by a sexual act? – No

36. Have you ever cybered or had phone sex? – Yes

37. Have you or your partner had the kind of sex where you are totally fulfilled and not wanted more? – Yes

38. Have you ever used sex as a bargaining tool or weapon to get your way?- Yes

39. Have you ever disturbed people with loud sex? – Yes

40. Had sex with someone on vacation and you never saw them again? – No

41. Ever had sex in the rain? – Yes (In the hot tub too, is that double points?!)

42. Have you ever bought something from a sex shop or adult party? – Yes

43. Have you ever left the house without wearing underwear on purpose? Yes

44. Have you ever taken it in the ass? – Duh!

45. Have you ever stuck something other than a penis In your partner’s ass? – Yes (Dildo)

And the funny thing is…. I’ve only had sex with 3 people! I’m so dirty.

And is it dirty because I was listening to a Christian Rock band while filling this out?

Wrecker Exotics

On one level I feel sorry for these people… But really I don’t.

Umm, I’ve gotten so much done already today and it’s only 1:00!!

I got up about 7, wondered around the house a bit and then went out for a two hour walk. i went from here to starbucks at the corner of Alicia and Pacific Park, then down the street to the starbucks at the corner of Pacific Park and La Paz. Then went to Stater Bros and had breakfast, then went to Target on my quest for a black pot. I ended up buying two new pairs of headphones. My good pair broke the other day and I don’t like the pair I have at work. So I bought these, one for work and one for my workout bag.

They also have my favorite Halloween candy out, so I had to buy some of that!

From there I walked down to Home Depot, still looking for a black pot.. They didn’t have one either. Though I did find a dark red one I liked.. However they only had one, and no matching base. Jerks.

From there I walked up to Wal-Mart, still no black pot and then back home. After I got home I watched the third Harry Potter movie. Which I actually liked.

That just got over a bit ago and I just finished a really good hamburger. It’s half hamburger, half turkey burger. With a shot of Jack Daniels, a shot of Worcestershire and a shot of balsamic vinegar. And then a little fresh ground black pepper, a little garlic and then just a tad bit of onion powder… Then after you cook them put a little cheese on top, and some mayo (or ranch) and some ketchup…. They are amazing!

So yeah, now I have nothing to do for the rest of the day though. Blah!

OH, I had a HORRIBLE dream last night, I dreamt that GG died.. I was so sad! I woke up and thought it really had happened and nearly called my parents. I was so scared. Speaking of her though.. I feel so bad about that all. I mean she’s already sold off or given away pretty much everything she has. There’s very little left. And I really love the woman, she’s always been really cool. But I know that when she dies, I probably won’t get anything to remember her by. Mainly because her Grandkids are whores. IE Pam. I can almost bet you that stupid bitch will take everything that’s left.

Same thing with my GmaS.. I doubt I’ll get anything from her. And my parents have already sold off thier share of the farm… So I’m not going to get anything there either. I’m glad though that my G&G have gone through thier house with everyone and let us pick out one thing…

Though we all know what EVERYONE will be fighting for there.. The noodle spoon and noodle bowl! lol. Though I really also want to get some of my Gpa’s Guns… They’re so nice, and I have a lot of memories there with him because we used to always go out shooting with him.

Adios yall!

PS, I forgot… BLAKE BLAKE BLAKE! haha.

Ab Fab Weekend

Ok, well I was going to update more about my weekend tomorrow.. but I have a feeling I won’t have time.. And plus I’m bored now, so why not! haha.

So, lets see..

Friday, i got home from work and hung out here for a while. Then JonJon came over and dropped off my key. We talked for a while and then I took him out to dinner because I promised him dinner for taking care of the kitties. On the way out I was leaving my apartment building and this stupid bitch woman screamed at me for “driving too fast”. I was already in a bit of a pissy mood and she had been giving me an evil look, so I screamed at her, and we got into a Bitch, Jerk” yelling contest. She threatened to turn me into the office and I was all, “Go for it bitch”. I thought it was really funny and I enjoyed yelling at the stupid bitch. How I miss ames where people KNOW how to walk when cars are around! When you see one coming.. Don’t fucking STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD and stare at them….. GET YOUR FUCKING FAT ASS MOVING!

You see, in Ames… Although it’s well known that peds have the right of way no matter where they are (IE, in the middle of a four lane road, or just crossing through a road on campus)… The only time a car will actually yeild to a ped is if the ped is ON or AROUND campus… It’s a survial skill there!

Anyways, we went to greek food and ate… I was kinda annoyed with him because he barely talked to me the whole dinner…. So yeah. Whatever. He’s always calling me and IMing me and being like. ‘Lets hang out” and then we do, and he doesn’t talk to me.. WTF?

After that I came home.. I had been invited out to a few places friday night but decided I was tired and really not in a social mood. So I stayed in and watchd some tv and had a good time.

Saturday I walked to the grocery store and bought some wine, bananas, pudding, and a pie crust… I came home and made the pie… Needless to say, that was 8am.. The pie was gone by 10pm! haha… Next time I make a pie, I’m going to do a “day in the life of a pie” it’ll be hilarious! And totally random! Anyways.. I spent the rest of the day Saturday cleaning my living room, and bedroom. I finially unpacked all my boxes from Iowa, and set up my shelves in the living room. I’ve had these shelves forever and they’ve been empty for the longest time… But they finially have stuff in them, and I really like it. I should post a picture.

Speaking of pictures.. While unpacking the boxes, I came across a picture at the very bottom of one.. It was from my Philmont trip in 2000.. back when I was 260 pounds…. God I look hidious! If I can find a scanner I’ll scan it in. 🙂

Saturday ngiht I drank my wine and had a good time at home… Oh, I also went to the gym that night. I was in bed by 10.

Sunday I got up and finially got my mythtv box working.. Fucking ‘vesa’ driver. I just had to change it to ‘radeon’… I’m still having problems runnig live TV, but at least recorded shows work now. I also have fallen in LOVE with the web frontend to mythtv.. They’ve had it forever, but I’ve never used it before. It’s amazing! You can set the recording shows, and see what’s been recorded and there’s the TV listings… which I can look at without all the fucking ads that TVGUIDE.com puts on thier site… And the best part is that I’ve deleted all the channels that I can’t understand. And all the relgious channels! haha! (Kinda sad, I deleted chan 23-43)

Anyways, after that I cleaned my kitchen and my bathroom. It was filthy. I even washed the cat’s rug… which was so dirty. It was gross! lol. I made jello for later that night too. Other then that I didn’t do too much on Sunday.. that is till later! 😉

Blake got here about 8:30 and he ate the jello I made.. I had promised him I’d make him jello the first time we hung out, but i forgot. So this time he got it. 🙂 We hung out talking and watching tv till 11ish, at which time he was really tired. (He’d been up since 2am PST). Sounds like he had a really good tim eback in the mid-west… He even went down to New Orleans for a day to help out down there.. He’s such a good boy. haha.

Anyways, he was really tired, so I invited him to just spend the night.. Since we were going to be hanging out on monday anyways. So we went to bed and cuddled till like 2am.. When i finially fell asleep, but sadly that didn’t last for very long. 🙁

It was really nice to have someone to cuddle with in bed again… And he’s so cute and adorable. 🙂 More on that later. 😉

Well, sadly to say, I got my first wake up call at 4:30 this morning from the UK… I was SO ANNOYED though because it was TOTALLY not something URGENT! Grrr. They wanted a new user created, which the CA over there can DO HERSELF! I got the txt page at 4:30 and got online and checked my e-mail to see what it was… I decided to leave it till I got up later that day. Then I went back to bed.. But by that time I couldn’t get back to sleep.. So I layed in bed and cuddled with blake. (He’s got a really big ass, and some HUGE thighs, it’s hot….. PS he bikes like crazy, so they are very muscular. 🙂 )

We layed in bed till about 6 or 6:30 and I finially made him get up.. He went and showered, while I called back the UK… explained to the lady that it was a holiday here and that she can create the account herself. After he was done, I went and showered then we walked down to starbucks and got some coffee… walked back here and then decided what to do for the day.

We ended up going down to Dana Point and San Jaun Capistrano.. I love that area, it’s so pretty.

Dana Point was really nice because the fog was all rolled in, and the sun was peaking through it.. So pretty.. I REALLY wished I had remembered my camera. 🙁 We walked along the beach for a while and talked and then went on up to San Jaun.. There we walked around a part that I had never seen before and after that went to the mission. It’s so pretty there…. We really didn’t spend too much time at the mission, but walked around san juan a little more… after that we went to Ruby’s and ate breakfast.. it was like 10:30 or so.

Ruby’s was really good, I had these cinimon french toast things.. Yummy! But the eggs weren’t cooked all the way and my tummy is feeling a bit upset. 🙁

After Ruby’s we came back to my place and watched “The Wizard of Oz”… He had NEVER seen that movie. I couldn’t belive it… but we cuddled on the couch and talked and… yes, ended up kissing. 🙂 Well anyways.. After the movie he had about an hour before he had to leave to go to UCLA to get some meds and then back home… So we went into my bedroom (the couch isn’t very big)… And just cuddled in my bed and talked and made out some more. 🙂 He’s so adorable (See previously posted pics).

Well he finially left about 2:30ish and I wanted to kiss him goodbye when we were at his car, but I’m always afraid because people here aren’t as open about that sort of thing as we were back in iowa… They’re always afraid of who might see and well I didn’t ask him before hand so I didn’t want to risk making him made. So we just hugged and talked and he said that he wouldn’t be online tuesday because he’s got a doc appointment, so who knows when I’ll talk to him next.

I really hope he had as much fun as I did….

There are however two issues with him… The first one is very sad and VERY private, so I won’t talk about it here, but I wanted to say something so that I remmeber for furture times.. Number 2 is that he lives in Bakersfield…. for those of you NON-OC people, that’s about 2.5 hours away from me.. On some of the busiest parts of LA freeways.. IE, 3-4 hours if he or I wanted to drive to the others place on a friday afternoon, or sunday afternoon… so that really sucks! So that really sucks….

But he was way cool… He’s an Eagle, and an Econ major…. Which I love Econ, so taht’s cool! And I too am an Eagle… So we had a lot to talk about. 🙂 I think there could be a great friendship in there somewhere. 🙂 At least I hope. 😀

I’ve also made a decision about my friend problem here in the OC, well first.. I think that I do good with people because… A) I’m very easy to get along with as long as you make a good impression in the first 10-15 minutes and B) because I screen people throughly by talking to them online for a long time before I actually meet them IRL.

For instance: Blake and I have been talking for over 2 months online.. and we have chatted for 8 hours on skype in 5 conversations… So yeah. And I mean.. I’m usually chatting with someone new online every since day.. and the number that I end up meeting in person is like maybe 2-3%.. So when i do finailly meet someone in person.. it’s usually because we’ve been having really good chats online and would thus hit it off in person. Because to be able to keep up a chat online, you have to have a lot in common to be able to talk about it and to have good chats.

Otherwise all your chat would be is. “hi, how’s your day, what’s up… etc” And would thus be very short. So yeah. I can only think of one person I’ve ever actually had long conversations with online where it didn’t work out IRL.. Myke… everyone else that I’ve met IRL and had it not work out, I was pretty sure it wouldn’t while we were chatting online… IE, Stalker boy, gap boy, ta-ubby boy, asian boy, etc. 🙂

I also think I’m going to buy a beretta. 🙂 A guy at work is selling one.

Speaking of Guys at work… One of them is having a party and I got in invite. I feel loved.. haha. Anyways, I hate going to these things alone, so I might ask Blake to come with, we’ll see.. He said he might be busy that weekend.. So I’m going to give him some time to figure out his schedule since he’s been gone for so long and then bug him about it again.

Anyways… I think that’s enough blabbing for me… I’m going to hit bed here soon… I’m just going to finish up Good Eats and then an episode of West Wing and then it’s bed time for me.

(PS, sorry about all the emoticons, I’m obsessed)

Coding Coding Coding!

I’ve officially written over 10,000 lines (43,216 words) of code in the last three months.

Boy, I’m glad I didn’t go into CS!

That seems like a hell of a lot of code for someone who HATES CODING!

Grrr.

Thank god this is a long weekend. I’m kinda excited to hang out with Blake again too… I’m not sure what we’re going to be doing though.. He gets back at 7:45 Sunday and then has to leave earlish Monday he said for a Doc appointment. But I’m sure we can see a movie or something.

Also, my website transfered over 18gigs of information last month thanks to a hacker. A typical month is 1.5gigs for me. 🙂

Adios!