HelpDesk, How may I help you?!

I’m very annoyed right now with Mike at the helpdesk. I got an e-mail from him yesterday complaining about the fact that there’s always so many e-mails left when I get done at the end of the day. Well Lets start with YOU then… Where the problem lies.

He gets here at 5am. Spends the first 30-40 minutes of the day reading news sites, etc. Ok. Fine. I spend my fair share of time on personal sites too. However I do all my personal browsing at the END OF THE DAY. When I’ve already completed everything for the day, or I do it when I have down time (such as now). Then he spends another 30-40 minutes on the phone with his wife. During all this time, e-mails are coming in and there’s whatever e-mails he HASN’T yet opened from the day before sitting there.

Then once he FINIALLY gets around to starting his work. He opens up THREE, yes THREE! Outlooks. WHY anyone needs to open THREE copies of outlook when they all contain the SAME FREAKING E-MAIL is beyond me! Then he just starts with the top most e-mail and starts working from there. Now…

To explain how our e-mails are set up…. Anything that HASN’T been handled yet, and thus doesn’t have a ticket number is at the TOP of the inbox. Once something is handled and is given a ticket number, it gets categorized. Until last well All of these were put in numberical order, newest ones at the BOTTOM of the inbox. However they started the numbering over and now everything is kinda in the middle of the inbox.

The inbox for ICHELP has over 14,000!!! Yes, 14,000!!!!! E-mails! Dating to over a year ago! How many of these more then a month old are being worked on? Maybe 5-10 of them. Why keep 14,000 e-mails in the inbox when they could be seperated out into an archive? Thus meaning it wouldn’t take 10 minutes to scroll from the top of the inbox to the bottom?

Well acording to mike it’s because “What if someone replies to one of these old ones, it’d be hard to find the thread if it’s in an archived folder”… Now I’m not talking archived as in, Lets export all of these to TAPE and delete them. all I want to do is archive them to a different folder So that we only have the MOST RECENT and thus CURRENTLY WORKING ON e-mails to have to look at!

Because I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT “Page Freezed and log outs” Which hasn’t been touched since 7/2004!

Anyways. I think the best thing to do is to READ ALL THe NEW e-mail first. So that way you know what’s got the highest priority. If you just start at the top, then the chances of you getting to the bottom, where things that have already been handled are at, is very LOW. Thus meaning that things sit at the bottom of the inbox (MIND YOU URGENT THINGS) and never get replied to for days, or WEEKS at a time (Yes, I actaully watched something which was marked as “SUPER URGET” set there for 2 weeks before I finially just fucking did it!

This has caused me to miss deadlines before. Because the HD has to send out approval requests for everything that us as SA’s have to do… If they get the request to send a request, and don’t get around to it.. Then we can’t do it! Thus meaning we miss our deadlines.

Ok, so we’ve established that you should read all the e-mails first to prioritize. This never takes me more then 30 minutes to do. Then go back and start working on the most urgent of issues, as well as the ones where you just have to send an e-mail saying “This is done”.

Second problem is that he spends FOREVER on the phone. He can’t just say, “What’s your problem, here’s what I need to know” He feels he has to give EACH AND EVERY person that calls a personal history lesson in computers and how they work and “Back in my day things weren’t this complicated.” Believe me, as an SA I’ve had to sit through more then my fair share of his history lessons about how he ran a multi-million dollor corporation with one computer and how he programmed things to be effiecient and how he doesn’t feel we need something as complicated as we have to run our software. Blah blah blah.

HELLO, Things change! And if you really were SUCCESSFUL at running this multi-million dollar corporation then WHY THE HELL are you working as a HELP DESK person at like 50 years old?!

I spend on average 3-5 minutes on each phone call, he spends on average 20-30 minutes per CALL! Ben and I sat here one morning listening to him talk on the phone to a customer. it took all my energy to not burst out laughing. It was so hilarious!

So the real problem here is WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO ALL DAY! If Wells Fargo, or Dell, or some one else like that who runs HUGE HD’s had every employee like this guy, they’d have to have 10 MILLION TImES MORE pEOPLE Then they have now!

I’m so glad that my time on the HD is nearly over… All next week he’s on vacation, then the other guy is on vacation for pretty much the two weeks after that. Then I’m gone for a week… THEN! No more HD!… Though I get the feeling that I’ll still be working backup, which means that I’ll have to deal with people even more then i do now. How annoying!

In other non-complaining news… I got my 1gig of RAM today for my powerbook. I’m very excited and it’s running a 100x faster. It’s amazing what RAM can do for a computer. Now it’s not caching to the hard drive. 🙂 I’m still annoyed though because the external monitor still doesn’t work. I’m going to take it to the apple store this weekend… I also need to buy AppleCare for it, but I’m not sure I want to spend the $349 for it. Just seems a little over priced. But I’ll thikn about it. COuld come in handy, you never know.

I’m also thinkinga bout getting a mac desktop. The choices are a Mini (1.42Ghz) an iMac (2Ghz) or a Power Mac (Daul 2.5Ghz)… I kind of want to just buy the mini for now to start, and then upgrade to the PowerMac once the Intel ones come out. I’ll have to think about it more. But I really want a mac desktop so that I can get my current desktop to be working more on the mythtv project…

After I installed my RAM I went to Daphne’s and got greek food. It was SO YUMMY. From there I worked on my iTunes project a little. I think appleScript might be the way to go? Not sure yet… Perl is also a contender.

I was really sleepy about 8ish so I took a nap and ended up sleeping till 11. I meant to get up at 10 and go work out, but that clearly didn’t happen.

Working 12-10 tomorrow, and then 12-10 every day next week. Going to be one hella long week. Thankfully I’ve been taking 2 hours m-t off this week so only working 6 hour days.

Tomorrow after work I’m hitting the fair at 10 to whenever then home to sleep hard core. Saturday I’m not sure what exactly I’m doing yet. I’m on call again already. Blah

You know, I realized I went to all the work to put in Current Music to my posts, but I never use it… Even though I’m almost ALWAYS listening to music when I post… So today I did, and hopefully I will remember to do that more in the furture. 🙂

It was HOT here today, like upper 80’s. I heard it was 112 in Palm Springs today. Crazy shit. Supposed to hit 97 back home today. But it’s raining now. How I miss thunderstorms. It smelled like it was going to rain today when I came to work. But by that time it was already too cold to do anything good.

Ok, I think I’m done. Night all.

PS, one more thing: Welcome to my Method Studios guest… You guys do some cool work there, love the website as well. 🙂 I’ve also been seeing someone from United at LAX here every day, welcome to you as well! And just a blanket welcome to all the other people who are new, including the users from Principal.com, and the .mil/.gov people! 😀 Please don’t arrest me.

Fun Weekend.

Well this weekend was a lot of fun.

Friday I stayed home, even though I really wanted to go mini-golfing and the like. Maybe I’ll do that tuesday. Anyways, it was relaxing.

Saturday I spent the day home, doing laundry (6 loads!) and other random stuff. I played lots of simcity.. Trying to build up a region again… Sadly I lost my old region. 🙁 This one’s not going quite how I had it planned, so I might start over again.

Saturday night was a party at laurens, which was lots of fun. Spent some time just chilling with Nikki and Nichole in the bed room talking. We’ve got plans now to go camping March 31-April3, so if anyone else wants to go, let me know!!!

Speaking of going places, my PU’s are now off in Mexico for the week.. I guess they are going to go to Belize to visit one of thier friends… Sounds crazy to me.

Sunday I spelt in tell 3 and then got up and lounged around the house some more.

This was such an unproductive weekend and yet I don’t really feel all that bad about it. Though I do still have a lot of cleaning to do….

And I just realized I forgot to clean the litter box today. Blah!

Tonight at the gym though i got really pissed off at this state… The little 16 year olds with Sidekicks, and the brand new BMW, or M-B’s and shit… It really pisses me off… And the fact that they’re all so hot going to the gym every night and working out.. Gah! I hate it.

I really have to leave this state, but I’m so stuck here! I don’t want to leave my job.

I have updated my resume on monster, and it’s been getting lots of hits… Hopefully once I put my CCSP on there it’ll get even more, and maybe a job offer… Gah, wouldn’t that be nice..

It’s so annoying that I make so much, and yet here, I’m so poor… All because of housing costs… I’m really tempted to move out to the desert and commute in, but then it’d probably cost even more for the gas/car maint, so that’s probably not a good idea. Fuck this shit! $1,000 for a one bedroom is INSANE! Plus the cost ofutilities.

Fuck me in the ass.

Night all.

Stressed

Too many responsibilities at work can make you rather grouchy now. You’d rather be off with your friends in an enjoyable social setting. But you are overcommitted and just cannot do what you’d like. It’s really not as bad as it seems. Focus on your chores early in the day. Just be sure to leave yourself some open time for relaxation in the evening.

God, ain’t that the truth…

I’m really stressed out right now… I can’t do anything, I’m trying to study, but I’m sitting here worrying about other things, and I can’t get my mind to focus.. It’s annoying as all get out.

This last chapter is really confusing the hell out of me too.. Fucking Frame Relay!

There’s just too many accronyms.. And WAY too many Q.* and T1.* ITU/ANSI documents to memorize!

Fucking shit.

I think today is brakes.. I’m going to call them at 7 and see if they have a courtesy shuttle… And then tomorrow or Friday I’m going to be getting my Cali Plates/Lisc… I just have to find my Passport and SS card. And find out what the hell I need to prove “odometer mileage certification” Whatever.

Fuck this state.. They fucking rip you off right and left… And I just read that California has the worst Student to teacher ratio in the country and is WAY below average for it’s income to public school ratio as well. (IE, here in cali only 2.5% or something of your income is being spent on the education system, most states it’s far higher and here in cali it’s dropped 1.5% in the last 10 years).

Gah, laters all.

What a Year

Well, happy new year everyone.

Boy has my life changed…

Lets see, I live in cali now.

I’ve graduated.

My boyfriend broke up with me.

I’ve got cats.

I’ve got a good job.

I’ve lost and gained weight.

And generally I’m not as happy as I used to be.

Oh well.

This weekend was really relaxing. I needed it after the week back in Iowa.

Sat around the apartment all freaking weekend, cooking and hanging with the cats and hanging with JonJon.

Really good weekend….

Now tomorrow I’ve got to go back to work and back to my boring stupid fucking life.

Can’t someone just shoot me or something?

Bye.

So BORED!

I’m so bored!

Why’s there nothing to do.

I need a new project to work on. Quick, someone, somewhere! Give me something to do.

I thought this stuff from the Outage would take longer, but I hit 100 phone calls faster then I thought. Bah!

I’ve cruised myspace and e-mailed a few people from there… I’ve decided I need to expand my homo friends list to more then just one boy

I miss the days of Princess Crew, 10-15 people meeting at Java’s Every weened night for a good old laugh and fun times. Andrew and I made a list the other day of all those people:

Me

Andrew

Adam – IC

Skinny – NY

Scott – UT according to Rumors?

Dustin – IC

Tenn Alex – Who knows?

David 2 – Slut now.

Jenny – Umm, College somewhere?

Ginny – College in Iowa

Alanna – Who Knows?

Betsy – Who Knows?

And so many other randoms who we couldn’t even remember thier names, that came in and out over that year and a half or so. I really miss those days. 🙁 So carefree and fun and eveyrone liked each other and all that. Then I guess partly my fault everyone broke up, and partly the fact that everyone went off to school. I almost wish we could all have a reunion or something. I think it’d be fun.

I hate this state. I know I’ve said it before, but I do. It’s made me depressed again and Im gaining weight. I hate it, and I hate the way that I feel.

I do like my job though, and I like the people I’ve met. I just hate the state and the way it’s made me. I keep hoping, that some day soon they will go to the fully tele-commute model here. I guess they are waiting on some security things with the network to get cleared up before doing anything. I have a feeling though that it could be a year or more before we see anything real with this. I mean look how slow everything else has moved. I’ve been here, what. Almost 4 months now? And I still don’t have my fucking business cards.

Gah.

Tonight was spent laying in bed and sleeping/relaxing. It was well needed.

Tomorrow (Today/Fri) I’m going to go to the gym. I must go to the gym today.

Saturday I’m going to hang out with Andrew from 1ish to sometime. I think we’ll head down to my area and go to the beaches/mall and whatever else we can think of to do. Who knows.

I want to go camping. But the next time I’d have free to do it would be middle of Nov or early Dec. I’m not sure what things are like around here for camping during that time. I looked up places to go and it seems most places are up in the mountians, which I assume gets fairly cold and maybe even snowy during the winter months. So I’m not sure how well that would work out.