Category: My Life

My Whole Company Has Seen My PENIS!

Note:// I started writing this entry like a month ago. Just gonna finish it and get it out there… So of course, now that I’m official with someone, these activities don’t take place!

A couple days ago, I was horny and being a bad boy on Craigslist. Yeah. I was sending some hot guy some naughty pics of me… I was bored, alone, a little depressed and really fucking horny. So I do it every now and then. It’s nothing bad! Everyone does it. You all know I’m not the type to just randomly go and fuck people. I’ve had an ongoing someone that I do that with pretty much for a couple years now…

Anyways, so I was reading work email while I was waiting for him to reply. I get his message with some yummy pics.. Dude this guy is fucking SMOKIN’ HOT! So of course I reply with some of my own naughty pics. I use my gmail email address, which is set to default to use MY OUTGOING SERVER! Well since I had LAST sent a work related email, it decided to use the last outgoing server. Which happens to be the work server.

So, I don’t really care about that as it goes out. Not like someone is sitting there reading all the outgoing emails or even that there’s a filter or anything to catch those.

Well, a couple minutes go by and then I hear that I’ve got new mail. I go and check… “Undeliverable”.. SHIT! The attachments were to large or some shit. I don’t really think about it…. but then a couple minutes later I get another Undeliverable that happened to have been CCed to one of the groups here at work…

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! What if my message, dirty attachments and all had been CCed to the same group when it was undeliverable.

I instant message OG all in a panic. “Dude, does this group get copies of all Undeliverable messages?!”.. He replies: “I dunno, sometimes, I gotta run. Later”.

SHIT! I’m freaking out basically all night… I basically don’t wanna go to work the next day. But I can’t just not show up.

So, basically there’s a chance that a large group of people here at work have seen my cock…

So there you go my cock! (NSFW!!!).. EDIT:// Seriously people. Get over it. It’s just the human body. You’ve seen cocks before….

I Just Saw Myself on SUZE ORMAN!

Ok. I finally JUST got to see myself on the Suze Orman SHOW! Yay!

First off, oh god. I sound horrible!! Is that what I really sound like?!!? Secondly. They did a lot of changes since from what I heard. When I was on the phone with her, she just said the whole “That’s really fishy” thing and to contact the PBGC.

So this weekend has been just GREAT. Friday night after work Constantine came over and I made him dinner again. We then went out to see West Side Story at the Torrance theater. It was pretty good considering it wasn’t professional. The lead was HOT. But everyone in the play was SOOO GAY! It was hard to believe that the lead was in love with Maria because he was just toooo gay! One boy had a HUGE ass too. It was hard not to stare at it.

Came home after that and we sat around and talked for a while then went to bed. Saturday morning I was SOOO tired for some reason and we didn’t get up till 10. Made him breakfast and then we went out shopping. Hollister was having an amazing sale so I bought three shirts. YAY! $9 each! 🙂 We also decided that we’re going to be going to Prague and Vienna. I really hope that this trip works out and he doesn’t start hating me like everyone else does! 🙂 I’m soo excited to go there! I think we’re going to be going from 11/15 to 11/25. That is if it all works out.

After that we came back to my place. Washed our cars and then I took pics of mine cause I posted it on Craigslist. From there we headed down to the beach with Erick. It was an AMAZING day! The beach was perfect.

Got home from that and showered and then Sirin stopped by and asked if we wanted to do dinner. So we headed up to Green Temple. Excellent food. If I could ever get Dustin to drive up here, I think he’d really like it! haha.

After that Erick came over again and the four of us went off to see Stardust. Which was JUST amazing!!! I highly suggest everyone go and see this movie!!!

Got home and went to bed. Constantine left this morning and now I’m doing laundry and working and some other random stuff.

I need to get to work on these two clients that I am working on. One has been on vacation for the last week. He told me that his graphics person was going to be contacting me over the last week, but I haven’t heard anything from her, so Idunno what to do. He gets back tomorrow so we’ll see what’s going on.

Best Mac Software

If business meetings were like internet comments. VERY funny!

Harry Potter in BUTTER!. How I love the state fair!

405 in 1972. Wow, what a difference!

Also, I’m gonna be in Iowa from Sept 7-10th! It’s going to be mostly a business trip, but I’ll have some free time!!!

The Moving is done…

I think. Dreamhost seems a little slow with the wordpress, no? I’m not sure what’s going on. But I know that I haven’t had any CPU errors or what not yet.

So what’s been going on, eh?

Well Monday, Constantine came over and I cooked him dinner and then we watched Aviator. It was a good night hanging out with him. Apparently at some point in the middle of the night though I started randomly Jacking off. I don’t recall this at all.

Tues I worked and then went to the gym with Mok. There was a gorgeous guy there. Yum! He kept staring at Mok and I while we were doing pushups and situps. I was in lots of pain after that. And still a little bit of pain today.

Wed I was in an hour and a half meeting with the CEO and VP in which they were literally screaming at each other over the positioning of an icon in a new user interface I’m working on. That was a bit scary. That night Constantine came over and we went to Casa Arigato again. The service there just keeps getting worse and worse. It was horrible and so slow! Anyways we still had a great time. The couple next to us was hard core all over each other. After dinner we headed down to the pier to a concert thing and then wondered around the pier for a while. Got back to my place and Sirin came over with a bottle of wine and we hung out for an hour.

This is a really interesting map about the homicides in LA. LA Homicide Map. Kinda crazy. I wish that it showed them ALL on one page though instead of just 25 or so.

I also found this page the other day: How far can you go?. It tells you the cost per mile for all kinds of different cars. I’m a little annoyed though that it doesn’t have more car options. But according to this it only costs like 12 cents per mile for an IS250. Which is about what I pay now for my Saturn, so something is wrong I feel!

I installed iLife ’08 onto my laptop which was exciting as well.

But the best news, always saved for last is that Constantine and I are official now. 🙂

Porn is Stuck in My Computer!

Soooo. I went to watch one of the pornos we got for free at the Gay Erotic Expo the other day….

And it’s STUCK IN MY COMPUTER!

GET OUT! DEVIL! GeT OUT!

I hit the eject button, and nothing happens! Ohh no! I’ve tried all the different options that Apple has to get CDs out of your slot-loading CD drive… But it just won’t come!

I’m not gonna take it to the apple store like this!!! :'(