Author: Cj B

Wicked!!!

What another great weekend with Constantine!

Friday night he came over after work and we went out to the Chicago Rib Company down the street. Very yummy food! 😀 After that we came back to my place and we watched a movie and drank some wine.

Saturday we got up and I made breakfast from the leftovers from the Rib place and then went up to Santa Monica to drop my car off at the mechanic for the girl. The guys working there were crazy. Went new car shopping at the Santa Monica Honda dealer and test drove an Accord.

Headed off to see Wicked after that. It was AMAZING! We were 8 rows back from the stage, right in the center! Best seats I’ve ever been in!!! The play was GREAT too. I highly suggest you go and see it. We headed back to Santa MOnica after that and ate at Panera Bread. Then back to my place where we hung out the rest of the night.

Sunday Constantine left to go rock climbing with friends and I stayed home and did some work. I took a nap from noon-6. Watched some TV and then went to bed at 10. I’ve been SOO tired lately!

My fingers hurt today and I can’t really type very well. Ugh.

Found lots of neat stuff on the internet this weekend:

Do you know what GoatSe is? If not.. Click here (NSFW!!!). Anyways, this is a really cool thing of people’s reactions of seeing GoatSe for the first time.

See the moon turn RED!

20 Fresh and free icon sets!

George Carlin’s New Rules for 2007. Very funny!

Turn your handwriting into a font!

Find autos near by!

Road Rage Friday!

Wow, there’s a lot of road rage out there today!

I get in my car at 5:45am this morning. I’m running a bit late (I’ll explain later!)… Radio comes on.. “5 car pile up on the 405S at Western backup starts at the 105”. Oh great! Thank GOD I get on the 405 JUST PAST western, so I should be fine.

I get on the free way and I’m driving along, about 75-80mph in the far left lane. Come up on a BMW going 65… I slow down and stay behind him for a while. (At this point, I’m no where CLOSE to tailgating either!) Suddenly he SLAMS on his brakes. Apparently I’m too close to him. So I start tailgating. That doesn’t last long and he gets the hell out of the way. Before I can even get past him. He’s got his window down and he’s screaming at home and flipping me off. Excuse me? I didn’t even DO anything to start this. You’re the jackass going 65 in the left lane when theres basically NO ONE around! So I flip him off and speed off. Back to my 75mph. 🙂

He pulls up next to me again and starts signaling for me to pull off to the shoulder! WHAT? I THINK NOT! I flip him off and just pay attention to what’s next to me. He’s still following along right beside me. I crank it up to about 85 cause I wanna get away from this crazy! I lose him for a minute and then he’s right next to me again. This time making a gun motion with his hand as if he were shooting me!!!! OH MY God this guy is crazy! And then he starts motioning for me to pull off again.. At this point. I pull out the cell phone and make it VERY obvious I am calling the cops. He backs off… I put in a report about him.

So I’m cruising along again and come upon ANOTHER jackass going 65 in the left lane. This time, I just go around him on the right and then merge back over… He speeds up, starts tailgating ME and turns on his bright lights!!!! Seriously!?! I didn’t do SHIT! I went around the mother fucker!

Lose him for a little while, then ANOTHER guy going 65 in the left lane! (Ok, WHAT’S UP WITH THESE PEOPLE TODAY! When I go to work, I’m usually in the second to left lane going 80ish and _I’M_ the one being passed!). This guy just WILL NOT MOVE. He’s got the guy right behind him flashing his brights at him and he’s got people FLYING buy on both sides. People are even going INTO the carpool lane just to get around him! UGH!

What is it with people. Learn how to drive!

So I was running late today because the last two days have been 12 hour days for me. Today I’m gonna work 6 hours and then go home. I have SO much to do! I should be doing stuff right now, but I’m working against a dev machine that was left in Debug mode with a stop point. The machine is LOCKed so I can’t go tell it to step over the stop point!… IN English, I can’t do anything!

I can’t wait for this weekend. I’m excited to see Constantine and also for Wicked! Yay!

Also the girl who came and looked at my car wants to take it to the mechanic tomorrow! So perhaps by Monday I will have new car! Fingers crossed! 😀

Adios.

Secondhand Serenade – Vulnerable

Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in

because its cold outside cold outside its cold out side

share with me the secrets that you kept in

because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside

and your slowly shaking finger tips

show that your scared like me so

let pretend were alone

and I no you may be scared

and I no were unprepared

but I don’t care

tell me tell me

what makes you think that you are invincible

I can see it in your eyes that your so sure

please don’t tell me that I am the only one that’s vulnerable

impossible

I was born to tell you I love you

its that a song already

I get a B in originality

and its true I cant go on without you

your smile makes me see clear

if you could only see in the mirror what I see

and your slowly shaking finger tips

show that your scared like me so

let pretend were alone

and I no you may be scared

and I no were unprepared

but I don’t care

tell me tell me

what makes you think that you are invincible

I can see it in your eyes that your so sure

please don’t tell me that I am the only one that’s vulnerable

impossible

slow down girl your not going any wear

just wait around and see

maybe I am much more you never no what lies ahead

I promise I can be anyone I can be anything

just because you were hurt doesn’t mean you shouldn’t bleed

I can be anyone anything I promise I can be what you need

tell me tell me

what makes you think that you are invincible

I can see it in your eyes that your so sure

please don’t tell me that I am the only one that’s vulnerable

impossible

My Whole Company Has Seen My PENIS!

Note:// I started writing this entry like a month ago. Just gonna finish it and get it out there… So of course, now that I’m official with someone, these activities don’t take place!

A couple days ago, I was horny and being a bad boy on Craigslist. Yeah. I was sending some hot guy some naughty pics of me… I was bored, alone, a little depressed and really fucking horny. So I do it every now and then. It’s nothing bad! Everyone does it. You all know I’m not the type to just randomly go and fuck people. I’ve had an ongoing someone that I do that with pretty much for a couple years now…

Anyways, so I was reading work email while I was waiting for him to reply. I get his message with some yummy pics.. Dude this guy is fucking SMOKIN’ HOT! So of course I reply with some of my own naughty pics. I use my gmail email address, which is set to default to use MY OUTGOING SERVER! Well since I had LAST sent a work related email, it decided to use the last outgoing server. Which happens to be the work server.

So, I don’t really care about that as it goes out. Not like someone is sitting there reading all the outgoing emails or even that there’s a filter or anything to catch those.

Well, a couple minutes go by and then I hear that I’ve got new mail. I go and check… “Undeliverable”.. SHIT! The attachments were to large or some shit. I don’t really think about it…. but then a couple minutes later I get another Undeliverable that happened to have been CCed to one of the groups here at work…

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! What if my message, dirty attachments and all had been CCed to the same group when it was undeliverable.

I instant message OG all in a panic. “Dude, does this group get copies of all Undeliverable messages?!”.. He replies: “I dunno, sometimes, I gotta run. Later”.

SHIT! I’m freaking out basically all night… I basically don’t wanna go to work the next day. But I can’t just not show up.

So, basically there’s a chance that a large group of people here at work have seen my cock…

So there you go my cock! (NSFW!!!).. EDIT:// Seriously people. Get over it. It’s just the human body. You’ve seen cocks before….

I Just Saw Myself on SUZE ORMAN!

Ok. I finally JUST got to see myself on the Suze Orman SHOW! Yay!

First off, oh god. I sound horrible!! Is that what I really sound like?!!? Secondly. They did a lot of changes since from what I heard. When I was on the phone with her, she just said the whole “That’s really fishy” thing and to contact the PBGC.

So this weekend has been just GREAT. Friday night after work Constantine came over and I made him dinner again. We then went out to see West Side Story at the Torrance theater. It was pretty good considering it wasn’t professional. The lead was HOT. But everyone in the play was SOOO GAY! It was hard to believe that the lead was in love with Maria because he was just toooo gay! One boy had a HUGE ass too. It was hard not to stare at it.

Came home after that and we sat around and talked for a while then went to bed. Saturday morning I was SOOO tired for some reason and we didn’t get up till 10. Made him breakfast and then we went out shopping. Hollister was having an amazing sale so I bought three shirts. YAY! $9 each! 🙂 We also decided that we’re going to be going to Prague and Vienna. I really hope that this trip works out and he doesn’t start hating me like everyone else does! 🙂 I’m soo excited to go there! I think we’re going to be going from 11/15 to 11/25. That is if it all works out.

After that we came back to my place. Washed our cars and then I took pics of mine cause I posted it on Craigslist. From there we headed down to the beach with Erick. It was an AMAZING day! The beach was perfect.

Got home from that and showered and then Sirin stopped by and asked if we wanted to do dinner. So we headed up to Green Temple. Excellent food. If I could ever get Dustin to drive up here, I think he’d really like it! haha.

After that Erick came over again and the four of us went off to see Stardust. Which was JUST amazing!!! I highly suggest everyone go and see this movie!!!

Got home and went to bed. Constantine left this morning and now I’m doing laundry and working and some other random stuff.

I need to get to work on these two clients that I am working on. One has been on vacation for the last week. He told me that his graphics person was going to be contacting me over the last week, but I haven’t heard anything from her, so Idunno what to do. He gets back tomorrow so we’ll see what’s going on.

Best Mac Software

If business meetings were like internet comments. VERY funny!

Harry Potter in BUTTER!. How I love the state fair!

405 in 1972. Wow, what a difference!

Also, I’m gonna be in Iowa from Sept 7-10th! It’s going to be mostly a business trip, but I’ll have some free time!!!