Best line ever
“Keep the change, we’re in a rush!”::runs away::
“Wait, you get 4 dollars back!”
that was funny as shit.
So Friday night, I went out with Dustin. We saw Skinny at VWM and then took him to MHM to meet Ginny to go see a movie. Then Dustin, Jenny, and I went out to eat. Good times there. Jenny kept putting silverware down Dustin’s back, and I told him to get up and when it all fell out, go “how’d that get there?” Good times were had. We also saw Alison and Ben. We all agreed that Ben was hot.
We then saw Ginny, Skinny, and Emily (not May), and talked to them in the parking lot. Lots of laughs. Then we went downtown, and nothing was really going on. Stephanie Hague was there, as was Betsy, and Steph was with a cute boy. We hung out there for awhile, and Dustin got talking to some Churchy people and he stayed talking to them for a LONG time. Jenny and I went inside, it was pretty nippy out.
We went back to Dustin’s house, and on the way, Emily nearly killed me because she was merging without looking, and almost hit me! Dustin and I screamed! Oh yeah, Dustin ran through the mall doing his rat-face. I laughed and pretended I didn’t know him. Very fun times.
Today I worked. That sucked, I am very resolved in my efforts to look for a better job. I am going to see if Laura wants to go get jobs at WellsFargo. Who cares what I have to do… as long as it’s inside! I thought I would freeze to death.. however, the worst was yet to come.
When I got home, I called Chris to see if he wanted to go to Ankeny to see the bands. He was already going so I planned to meet him there. I stopped at the mall first and bought a little hat to keep my ears warm. It cost 17.50.. they ripped me off. Anyways, I stopped in Calypso to say hello to Jenny and she asked me if I wanted to stay and have break with her. I said sure, and so we hung out until she had to go back to work.
WHen that happened, I went over to Ankeny and met Chris. Him, Julian, Dean, and I were F R E E Z I N G! We had just a gimpy little blanket (thanks julian!) but it was still cold. And there were no cute boys. We yelled loud for Waukee, and they did pretty good. Chris also flipped some blargy off the railing and then did a crazy wrestling dive onto her. She wasn’t happy. This boy was also bothering us and then there was a wrinkle in the space time continuom (sp?) and he came back! lol… Anyways, after all that fun, Chris and I went to Godfathers. I guess while I was in the bathroom, some girls asked Chris if I was in sports. Weird. Anyways, Chris bought me dinner 🙂 He had a coupon for a free pizza. It was funny b/c the coupon said “For Fort Dodge and Mason City locations only” and the girl stared at like forever, and still gave it to us. We also got drinks, and cheese breadsticks, except they weren’t really cheese breadsticks. Anyways.
So Chris and I ate most of it. Well I ate my half and he ate half of his half. A bunch of Waukee band people came and Stephanie and Jamie Hammer ended up sitting with us. Jamie said that Chris was really sexy.
Ginny and Alanna came later and we all hung out until Adam called. Then Chris and I went to get Adam and then we headed downtown.
I guess before we got there Alison threw up all over herself. Sad. But by time we got there, her, Skinny, and Jenny had already left. And Dustin, David 2, Brian, and Emily all laughed at what I was wearing. I thought I looked straight, but Adam and Chris said I was gayer than ever. Oh well. Dustin and Emily left soon, much to my dismay.
I was just *semi* annoyed because Dustin said he wanted to see me and Jenny when he came back, and when I asked him to hang out Saturday, he was like “I’m going to a party at Jesses.” Which he had just gone to one the night before. I was like “hello, you and I are much better friends than you and Jesse.” But whatever.
So Adam, Chris, Brian, David 2, and Alex all hung out. It was fun. Brian told me that his friend Sree (Whom I had met the week before) is like in love with me and that she said something about how she’s never fallen for a guy with blond hair before or something like that. He said she talks about me all the time. I was really touched. We just talked and laughed and such.. I told funny stories. lol. I think I always tell funny stories. I think I have a way of making ordinary things that happen to me funny. Or if nothing happens, I make it up.
Case in point: the girl that Chris threw over the railing and the boy yelling “SPORTS FOOTBALL!”
Well at any rate, we ended up leaving soon. Adam and Chris had stuffed the pizza box under my windshield. Random. So I threw it up and away. Then Adam grabbed it and chucked it really hard. RIGHT AT ME! And it hit me in the leg and it really hurt. I cried “WOE IS ME!” and Adam hugged me. It really hurt! But anyways, hugs all around, and when Chris hugged me, I told him that I had to teach him how to give a hug, and then he totally picked me up and molested me and put me up against my car. It was scandalous and fun. lol.
Then I drove home. yay. I really DO NOT want to go to work tomorrow. It won’t be so bad if it’s not that cold. I’m gonna wear my hat and hopefully Nate doesn’t mind because it’s just too damn cold to go hatless.
I really feel bad that I might leave Hy-Vee because I don’t know who is going to work my thingy, but at the same time, I don’t care. I was talking to Bonnie in Floral about it, and she was like “Uhhh who gives a shit? They’ll figure something out.” I was like “Oh, you’re always the practical one.”
Oh one more thing before I head to bed. Skinny told that Josh boy that I liked him and that he should talk to me. AND he gave him my SN. So now everytime I’m online, he talks to me. I was like “Thanks Skinny, I hate you.” I told him I would get even by saying something to Matt LeMaster or Alex about how much Skinny wants to sleep with them or something. But I haven’t yet lol. I just have a problem being mean to people. I’m too nice, dangit!
Anyways, I’m really tired, I’m going to bed.
Visit me at work tomorrow! I work from 10-3 and I am selling chicken strips.. it’s gonna be great!
BREAK!
You Hide!!
“It’s hard to “find” gay people, so they’re like “Hey, here’s one, over here.” It’s like hide and seek, or something. It’s generally nice of them, and it’s always good to meet another homo, even if we don’t hit it off, or become friends, it’s stil good just knowing they’re part of the “team”/”family””
So yeah, not much to really report lately. I dropped my first ever class today, Religion 105. I’m going to miss that class, the hot bois, and I was excited, because I was starting to make friends with this cute one in there. But now I guess that won’t happen. It’s sad, cause it’s hard for me to meet people, it’s hard for me to make friends, so I was excited that we talked every day, even though it was just about class. But that’s how friends start, talking about what you know you’ve got in common.
Anyways, that class is over, so I now have 2 hors between my 8’oclock class and my 11. I dunno what I’m going to do with that time now. I thought about just sitting in on the Religion class, that way when I take it again, I’ll know some of it.
We had mid-term confrences in my Engl 302 class. I didn’t do so hot. WE just turned in this paper, in which we worked in groups. Well, I had done a rough draft at home, and took it in. We sat there in class, on the computers, and fixed all the errors. I then sent it to myself. Well apparently when I went to print it off, I got the wrong copy, and turned in the old one. That really sucked cause we ended up getting a B- on it. So now I feel really bad cause I brought down the other girls grade as well. Someone just shoot me now, it’d be so much easier. But anyways, I am doing good in that class, I should be able to pull off an A in there… ::crosses fingers::
I had two tests today, I think I kicked both thier asses. So that’s good. I should have only one mid-term then, Math, but I expect that one to go up here soon.
I always hate TV. Every year I tell myself that I’m not going to watch any, that I’m going to work out, go out and do things, get involved, but every year, there’s a week where there’s nothing going on, so I turn on TV, and I get hooked on the shows. Monday it’s Third Watch, Tuesdays it’s RW at 8, Wed it’s Ed, and then West Wing, Thursdays it’s Will & Grace. Do you think I can sue the TV companies for getting me hooked on TV and ruining my life? Hell, it worked for Tobacco and Fast Food joints. Why can’t it work for this too?
I got my Degree Audit today, and if I stay according to plan, I’ll have 15 hours per semester for the next three semesters. And I’ll be out of here on time. YAY!
This entry is a bunch of random rantins, so bear with me here. lol.
There’s this group called “Change Scouting” trying to get started, so I thought I’d apply for the web design section of it. It sounds like it’d be fun. But I dunno if I really have the time for it. I’ll have to see. They don’t even have a real name yet, but it’s a really cool idea. The guy from Cali called me a while ago, and I haven’t gotten back to him yet. I should do that.
Ok, there’s alot more that I want to write about, but it’s just small random shit. Laters!
it’s hot up in this bitch
Yay! I am happy happy happy! And a big ol loser! lol.
I am happy because David called me! Hence the reason for the title: that’s a classic David line… as in “Why don’t they turn the air on? It’s hot up in this bitch?” I usually just said “Maybe it won’t be as hot if we take off all our clothes.” Lol, no I didn’t really say that, but what a good line!
Anyways, my phone rings (imagine that), and the loser I am, I always think it’s David. Well, I was like “No, it’s only 8 something, he wouldn’t call this early.” I figured it was Courtney because we were supposed to have dinner together and she never called. ANYWAYS, so I answer, it’s him, I’m all “oh my!”. Anyways, he said he was just calling to say hi and that he wanted to see how he was. I told him about my survey (I was in the middle of tallying) and he told me about his Stat survey as well. It was crazy, we were both doing like the same exact thing.. weird.. ooga booga. So I told him more about my life and what was happening (which isn’t much) and I asked what was going on with him. He was like “Oh you know, school, Patrick (that’s what I THOUGHT I heard), but this stupid bitch in my Stat class…” And went off on that. I was thinking “Did I catch a Patrick in there?” Well I really wanted to comment and be like “Who’s Patrick?” But I never got the chance to and I’m not even sure he said Patrick. But honestly, ANYTHING is better than Nate! lol. So then he was like “Well, I gotta go” and I went “So soon?” And he was like “Well, you can call me you know.” ::cue whiny voice:: “You never call me, why don’t you call me?” I was like “Uhh… actually I almost called you yesterday, but my phone was on low battery.” And he was like “Well, at least you are thinking about me.” I was thinking “more than you know.” But I kept it to myself. Anyways I said I would call him this weekend and we said our goodbyes and that was that.
YAY!!!! It’s so funny because I was just telling someone how I don’t like to call him because I always feel like the weak one. Well, HELLO, he calls me like every week now. I almost burst out laughing when he said “You never call me.” Cause at first I was thinking “Yeah, well you never call me” but then I was like “Wait, you always call me.” lol. So I am happy because clearly he remembers me and by his “at least you’re thinking of me” comment, it indicates to me that he doesn’t want me to forget him. Not like I was gonna.
Well I could rant about this for another 19283745091237984172349871239609127635 hours, but I really need to finish documenting my survey. Just wanted to express my happiness. 🙂 Smiles!
BREAK!
:: Porn Star ::
I wish I could be a porn star.
And the prize goes too…
JULIAN! He’s the first one to catch the mistake of who protested at Matthew Sheppard’s funeral. It was Phelps, not Falwell. I noticed it after I posted, but didn’t care enough to change it… Good job Julian, you get a cookie! lol
Anyways, today was a total waste of going to campus. We did NOTHING in every one of my classes, however, I do have two tests on Wed, so it’s a good thing I went.
I’m out, laters all!