Month: March 2005

Dice.Com

So I found a job posting for my company on Dice.com today….

Salary Range: 85-120K a year. Holy shit! If I had a few more years experience I’d totally be elligible for it too. 🙁 Blast

Nothing much going on here… I’m getting totally pissed about this whole camping trip though. Over the weekend I was about ready to just throw my hands up and say forget it all. I’m not going to get into it because everyone has already been bitching at each other more then enough. Lets just say I’m never camping with amateurs again.

Nothing much else has really been going on. Didn’t do shit all weekend.

Friday some straight boy tried to hook up with me.. It was great.

Saturday I went to bed at like 8pm.

I must start staying up later then that. My social life is dying… if not already dead.

Finished Disk two of Mary Tyler Moore. Only two more disks left. 🙁 I hope they come out with season two soon!

I want a raise.

I’ve been hearing more and more rumors about my being moved to days. It’s always funny that everyone else knows more about what I’m doing then I do. Blah!

Night all.

Who Can Take A Nothing Day

And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile…

I got the first season of MTM yesterday… I’m so thrilled.

I watched the first two episodes of it! So exciting!

I know, I’m a nerd. After watching them though, I’ve decided that..

A) Mary is hot

B) Mary and Rachel Ray look a lot alike

C) I’d marry either one of them

D) I want to move to Minn

E) The house that MTM was filmed in is real and is located at: 2104 Kenwood Parkway… And I want to buy it.

Nikki, Holy Nik and others stopped by last night, and we made ice cream. It was fun.

I didn’t come into work tell 5 this morning, I’m working the 5-1 shift. I hate it.

Good Day all.

Stolen

Over Heard In NY Stolen from Niel

(Stolen from beak, who knows where she got it from)

Things Republicans Believe: A truthful and sarcastic list

1. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable

offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is a solid defense policy

2. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the

Internet.

3. The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but

George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.

4. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s and John Kerry did in the 1970s

is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is

irrelevant.

5. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing

health care to all Americans is socialism.

6. Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.

7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run

for governor of California as a Republican.

8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

9. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a

conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers

for your recovery.

10. A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

11. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

12. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies,

then demand their cooperation and money.

13. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him

and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

Movie TIME!

Someone HAS to make a movie of cryptonomicon, of course, it’d be like 6 hours long to get all the good details, but I think they could work it all out. There’s more then enough sex and violence and that underlying love story (well three love stories really) that the movie producers wouldn’t have to add anything to it, and veeryone would go see it!

And I command all of you reading this to go read the book! OMG, I just (Literaly just) finished reading the book and it was SOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOO GOOD! It’s amazing, because at first you are reading three stories about three seemingly complety unconnected things, then half way through you start to see the common people and the common names and all that, then by the end all the people who are still alive (very few) are all together and in the present day! It’s so amazing! OMG, I can’t fucking wait for Quicksliver to get here… I feel a lot of the night time at camp will be spent reading it. 🙂

Not too much else goin gon with me. I got up about 2 today and went with JonJon up to Newport area to meet with Lexi. We hung out at her office for like an hour and then went shopping. Back to my house, west wing and then work.

Well, anyways, everyone go read that book damnit!

And some fucking person make a movie already!

Laters all.