HEY ALL YOU IOWANS!
I will be in town for ONE DAY and ONE DAY ONLY!
Saturday the 15th! I want to have a little get together, dinner/drinks/movies/hot tub at my house that night, and I want to go out during the day.
Call ME! And I will also be calling all of you to arrange this! KEEP IT CLEAR! I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL!
You don’t show, I come beat you down! It’s as simple as that!
HEY FAMILY! Do NOT NOT NOT tell Grandma.