Month: July 2005

Get it right people!

OMG FUCKING GOD! I just had a HUGE entry here and it got deleted because I acidentially closed the window! FUCK ME!

ANYWAYS:

I read this on CNN today:

As the sun set, Bush told the crowd that the first man he often sees every morning, chief of staff Andy Card, is a former Scout from Massachusetts; Vice President Dick Cheney was a Boy Scout in Wyoming; and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was an Eagle Scout in Illinois.

ONCE YOU ARE AN EAGLE SCOUT YOU ARE ALWAYS AN EAGLE SCOUT!

There fore it should say… “Donald Rumsfeld is an Eagle Scout from Illinois.” Why can’t these people get it right.

I AM AN EAGLE SCOUT… not… I Was an eagle scout! Fuckers.

And they also made it out to be a big deal that Bush was a Cub Scout… Any fucking idiot can be a cub scout. that’s not a big fucking deal people..

I also found this post today. I’d have to say it’s one of my best writings on here.

Anyways, back to friday… I got off work about 11 and came home. Decided I wanted to tan so I did that. Got done about 1ish and then couldn’t sleep so I sat around. I got my new hard drive so I copied all my music over to it. That was fun. 🙂

I was invited to go to a club later that night by Robert, but I was too tired so I turned it down. Kinda wish I had gone now though. I ened up going to bed about 11ish. About 1:30 someone from work called me. I don’t remember what they wanted or who it was. lol.

Saturday I got up about 9ish sat around home for a bit and then went tanning from 11 to 1. after that I showered and sat around some more. I had a date at 6..

We went to macaroni grill. That was fun and I love the food there, but it’s just not very authenitic. I need to find a real place to go with great food. our waiter was so stupid though. very annoying. He didn’t pour the olive oil for us, we had to ask for pepper for it and he was rude. So you guessed it …. No tip for him! The food was so good though, my part of it ended up being $26!! Gah!

After that we were going to go to a movie, but nothing started till 10. So we rented one instead. We got “Diary of a mad black woman”. It was hilarious!! I had a good time and he was funny, but just not my type.. Hopefully we can be friends though.

I kicked him out after the movie because I was tired, but ended up not being able to get to sleep for like an hour. So I talked to myke… lets just say that I’ve deleted him frommy buddylist and myspace. Jackass.

my finger nails are really long.

got up about noon today and went straight to the pool. spent about an hour and a ahlf there.. I have to say i’m finially getting some color. So that’s good. 🙂

ever since i’ve just been hanging out on the couch here. blah

Sarah called and asked me to come to Las Vegas. Sadly I have to work. I’m really tempted to call in sick, but I know that I can’t.

Tomorrow I’ve got a meeting that I have to phonein for. grr. ir eally don’t want to do that. Maybe I’ll do it by the pool. lol

well later all.

I’m Mitigwa born and Mitigwa bred

and when I die I’ll be Mitigwa dead.

haha

10. Cats. Write about cats. A lot.

9. Always mispell your company’s name, just in case someone else is savvy enough to use (a) a search engine or (b) a keyboard.

8. When you talk about your co-workers, pretend you’re writing about a magical far away land of gnomes. Give them names such as “Whitey the Clumsy” or “Snitchbug.”

7. If you must post at work, find a blog template that looks a lot like a word processing document.

6. Should someone use the word “blog” in the office, tilt your head to the side and tell them that you don’t speak German.

5. Require your readers to use the Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Badge to interpret your posts.

4. Learn to love garlic, as it will repel pesky co-workers (as well as the ocassional vampire).

3. At the water cooler, start talking about your Internet-savvy twin who has a similar job in a similar company in a similar city in a similar state in a similar country.

2. Through memes, avoid inadvertently constructing a comprehensive social profile from your string of likenesses. For instance, if you register as the “Rose” character from NBC’s The Golden Girls, change your answers slightly so that you’re more like “Sophie.” Anybody who knows you, knows you’re more like “Rose.”

1. Don’t host anything at ihatemyjobandmyboss.com.

Jeremiah Cohick is gay!

OMG… Ok, so this it totally random and I don’t even know him… But Jeremiah Cohick just announced that he’s gay on his website.

You might remember him from past posts… where I said he was gay and how fucking cute he was…

And from the Apple Switch Campaign.

Yay Jeremiah… I hope being out makes your life better… Welcome to the family!

Now too bad he already has a boyfriend, cause I’d TOTALLY date him! He’s SO CUTE!

Who the hell is Norman Mailer

Blah.

When you feel all alone

And the world has turned it’s back on you

Give me a moment please to tame your wild wild heart

I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you

It’s hard to find relief and people can be so cold

When darkness is upon your door and you feel like you can’t take anymore

Let me be the one you call

If you jump I’ll break your fall

Lift you up and fly away with you into the night

If you need to fall apart

I can mend a broken heart

If you need to crash then crash and burn

You’re not alone

When you feel all alone

And a loyal friend is hard to find

You’re caught in a one way street

With the monsters in your head

When hopes and dreams are far away and

You feel like you can’t face the day

I need someone to break my fall…. Our Med plan here sucks. They only cover 60% of the cost of a counseling visit. You’re limited to 12 in a calendar year and 25 in a lifetime. WTF? This is supposed to be a PPO. PPO’s are SUPPOSED to be good. This is shit! Fuck you.

At least there’s one good thing… Today’s donut day!

Really nothing else to report. I really want to go out to a club tomorrow and mock all the stupid self centered sex crazed homo’s around here. This was brought on by the annoyance of Myke… Grr! I have no problem with people hating me when I hate them right back. But when I actually ENJOYED hanging out with someone, which is a rarity, and then they ignore me. It fucking pisses me off to no end! And all this would just fucking end if he would jsut TELL me when he doesn’t want to talk to me.

For gods sake, we hung out for 8 hours! And we laughed and had a good time and talked about things that you have to have a brain to talk about. I offered to leave 2 or 3 times around 3am and he always said, “No stay a little longer” and I ended up staying there till 6am! Clearly he enjoyed hanging otu as well.. BUT WHY THE FUCK won’t he talk to me now! It’s so annoying! I just want to go over to his house and be like. “I’m not leaving till you tell me why”! hehe.

But anyways, this has just made me feel like I’m not good enough for the stupid homos around here. If I got along with someone so well and yet he doesn’t want to talk to me, there’s clearly something wrong… Probably because I’m not buff and don’t have a six pack! Grrr.

Fuckers.

Anyways, I’ve been listening to Savage Garden tonight… I love that band… I wish they had more then two cds. I only have 20 more minutes of music from them, then I have to think of a new band to listen too.

I got some really great gosip about my brother yesterday… Things about Credit cards and not going to school… It’s really funny how he and I are such complete opposites… Sucks though that it seems like his life is going to be one big ass mess.

I need to find something to track the page hits to a specific page. Currently I’m running awstats.. which is good. Well, actually i just updated it to the newest version 6.5.. I’ve been running 4.something for the longest time. Whoops. But I still need/want to be able to track the hits for specific pages. I also wish there were some way to track WHO it is that’s coming. Because like that methodstudios person keeps coming back and I want to know WHO it is! Plus there’s a few new oc.oc.cox.net addresses hitting here quite a few times a day and I’d like to know who that is as well. Just because I’m paraniod and like to know who comes here. 😀 Like I know a few of them, there’s a desm.qwest.com that comes here daily and a few others…

Also with the new version of awstats my keyword reffer works.. so here’s some thingspeople are search for and getting my site:

#1) boyfriend application

#2) eat cock

#3) mother yelling and screaming audio file

#4) adam4adam

#5) spanken skinny dipping

#6) chris pirillo cock

#7) pirillo 0wn the software

#8) international-hit-on-taylor-day

#9) incestland

#10) ahoalton

Very random what people search for!

I burned my finger today cooking supper… I was trying to flip my egg with my hand and the pan was a lot hotter then i thought it was… It hurts like a mofo!

Later all.