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So yeah… Today’s been really great.

Last night we went to Dustin’s party… It was good to see everyone again… There were also alot of people that I didn’t know, which was odd, but whatever. There were drinkables there, which I really didn’t like, so well we left early. Since the cops kept driving by.

I spent the night at Adams.. That was GREAT! lol

Today we went to the fair again, it was tons of fun. Lots and LOTS of hot bois… So nummy.

I wanna be a hot boi!

Ok, so usually I don’t like forwards, but this one is just great!….

GOOD:

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the
problem – a 10-year-old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP
AHEAD”.

The officer then found a young accomplice down the
road with a sign reading, “TIPS” and a bucket full of
change.

(And we used to just sell lemonade.)

BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through
an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was
included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40.

The police responded with another mailed photo of
Handcuffs.

BEST:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going
to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.

“He replied, “Highway Patrolmen don’t have balls.”

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he’d just said.

He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle
and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for
several minutes

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